Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt cherry hill A dark green mid-century pin-up

A dark green mid-century pin-up illustration depicts a woman in a bikini seated on a bar stool

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or just lounging like a true master

Catching flies with chopsticks is a terrible business model for a dojo with zero enrolled students and a tuition plan based on fence labor

Dick's been stuffing beavers since 1969

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt cherry hill A dark green mid-century pin-upTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &