Here for a Good Time Not a Sober Time - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL holding out a white pizza

holding out a white pizza box with one hand

Bold white block text reads "UNDERHILLS" in all capitals below

Irregular hand-scrawled white text below reads "GREASERS" in a wobbly brush-lettered font

Nobody in the history of office equipment has ever known what that message means

Grandma sees a letter and some clip art

Here for a Good Time Not a Sober Time - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL holding out a white pizzaThe Founding Fathers built a country on life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Two out of three were available at the keg. The Details: A bold red circular seal mimics the Great Seal of the United States, with "HERE FOR A GOOD TIME" arching along the top and "NOT A SOBER TIME" along the bottom. At center, a spread winged bald eagle clutches two "BEER" labeled cans in its talons with "1776" on its chest and two red stars flanking the design.