Long Way To Mow - Long Sleeve T-Shirt scranton Bold white text reads "I

Bold white text reads "I Have Mixed Drinks" above a vintage halftone pin-up illustration of a woman lounging inside an oversized coupe glass

Indy and that shield were always meant for each other

Smaller spaced golden-yellow capitals read "HOTEL AND CASINO" below

CALIFORNIA" and "CALIFORNIA STATE LEAGUE

Arched white block text reads "BEER PONG" above a red Solo cup with a white ping pong ball landing in a yellow liquid splash

Long Way To Mow - Long Sleeve T-Shirt scranton Bold white text reads "ISlapping a Screaming Chicken on a riding mower is the most Bandit move any suburban dad has ever pulled. Eastbound and down, just trying to finish before the HOA shows up. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Arched black sans serif text reads "WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO MOW" curving above "AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE." A black and golden yellow riding lawn mower features a prominent golden phoenix hood decal, with green grass clippings