Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS

Somewhere a software engineer is weeping because their best UX work ended up warning bystanders about digestion

Below horizontal rules

Decades of uncredited rejections

except this one threatens to clear the room instead of save it

Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Arched distressed white text readsJacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies. Somewhere a Renaissance painter just rolled over in his grave. The Details: Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange, golden yellow, and white,