1990 Dulles Airport Christmas Eve Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt clearance Arched distressed cream text reads

Arched distressed cream text reads "STUD" in bold serif lettering

Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top

Nobody wins a barf-o-rama

San Bernardino's Kittens prowled the Southern California League in 1913

An epic parody concept illustration of Livin' in a Van Down by the River

1990 Dulles Airport Christmas Eve Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt clearance Arched distressed cream text reads1990 Dulles Airport Christmas Eve Survivor is the kind of shirt you earn, not buy. This funny design leans into the idea that you actually made it through that blizzard of gunfire, sabotage, stranded passengers, collapsing runways, and one very long night where boarding groups were the least of your problems. Wear it like a veteran of the only airport experience that required grit, luck, and maybe a snowmobile. Perfect for fans who love action packed