Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed white arched text reads

Distressed white arched text reads "SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT" above a golden-yellow digital illustration of Jimmie Dimmick

"18" and "92" flank the mascot

" "and then there was" and "then you had

" mimicking vintage firecracker packaging with weathered texture throughout

Distressed white cursive script reads "Edelen's" above bold yellow block letters reading "BRAIDWOOD" flanked by two small yellow stars

Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed white arched text readsGrill Sergeants earned their rank by screaming at raw hamburgers with the same intensity a drill instructor brings to terrified recruits. Nobody promoted them, nobody asked, but the tongs are theirs and the coals aren't ready yet. The Details: A blue charcoal kettle grill with red flames sits at the top, a white star on its bowl, flanked by two red stars. Distressed white stencil style text reads "GRILL SERGEANT" in the center. Blue and red military