President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Cartoon-style green and blue globe

Cartoon-style green and blue globe illustration sits at center with "PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE" in stylized lettering across it

Berra and Rizzuto Lanes opened in the late 1950s inside the Styertowne Shopping Center in Clifton

A hand-drawn sailboat on ocean waves with clouds and birds fills the center

text reading "Have Gun Will Travel

" and "PALMS READ" in red neon-tube typography

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Cartoon-style green and blue globeTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text