Psstkt Eagle - Women's T-Shirt kirksville Santa's arm throwing devil horns

Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card

Bold red blackletter script reads "Schweddy Balls" centered between two cream-illustrated round baked goods with visible sprinkles

Large Marge picked up one hitchhiker and scared an entire generation into never accepting rides from strangers

with a stem and leaf on top

Below the illustration

Psstkt Eagle - Women's T-Shirt kirksville Santa's arm throwing devil hornsBald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy. PSSTKT is the only sound effect that belongs on the presidential seal. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue, white, and red spreads its wings wide, talons extended downward. One talon grips a red and white can labeled "BEER" in white block lettering while the other pops the tab, with bold