If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top Size:M " An anchor symbol sits

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" and "1888" in mixed serif and script lettering

" A red diamond hazard symbol marked "FLAMMABLE LIQUID" sits between white text reading "SINCE 1985

White text reads "BOWLING" beside a pink block with dark text reading "3800 E

Portland's Webfeet took the diamond in 1890

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top Size:M " An anchor symbol sitsGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.