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Arched distressed white block text reads "WATCH ME" above a white illustrated whipped cream dollop with swirled detail

flanked by geometric magenta lines and yellow accents

Distressed white block text reads "TURKEY DAY" across the top

" Golden script reads "Belleville" and "Illinois" above smaller sans-serif text reading "ILLINOIS STATE LEAGUE

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