I Pooped Today! - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "ANDY & RED'S" above teal text reading "ESTD" and "1967" flanking a vintage hand-drawn teal illustration of a two-masted sailboat on water

and somehow a bakery made it real

Somehow the books always looked cleaner than the people keeping them

Dedicating a track to Chappy while dodging SAMs is the most 1986 thing ever committed to film

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

I Pooped Today! - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Arched distressed white serif textCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: