Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Inspired by the iconic 1960s

Inspired by the iconic 1960s private eye series

" Light blue serif small-caps text at the bottom reads "HILL VALLEY PRESERVATION SOCIETY

" replicating the weathered look of late-1970s film title cards

and small stars mark the top point and bottom corners

White hand-lettered text below reads "Oceanfront

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Inspired by the iconic 1960sNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack