Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy with a small star beneath

with a small star beneath it

head in hand

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

which is the most overqualified résumé in territorial history

they're a casualty report

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy with a small star beneathAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white