I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Slapping Est

Slapping Est

Sergeant Hulka managing a platoon of misfits who enlisted on a whim required the patience of a saint and the deadpan of a mortician

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

with a weathered

I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Slapping EstPiatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding. Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper. The Details: Multicolored cartoon piata in the shape of a burro, decorated with horizontal stripes of green, yellow, purple, pink, orange, and blue, with a single cartoon eye, a blue pom pom on its head, a rainbow tail, and a white string extending