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arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five-pointed star on each side

the Trojans competed in the Eastern League

Shouting "Free Bird" at a concert stopped being a song request in 1983 and became the mating call of every guy in cargo shorts holding a warm beer

Brush-style white text reads "I TEABAGGED YOUR" above a detailed etched-style illustration of a full drum kit rendered in cyan

Tourists and New Yorkers lined up not just for the steaks

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